A Large US Spy Satellite Will Hit Our Roofs

World news has been reporting about a power-lost large military satellite belong to United State which is going to hit earth. The experts predict this satellite will crash in February. They also assure the satellite contains a huge danger materials like toxin even explosives. Reported later, some Russian military satellites use nuclear as their power, so then it is possible the US owned one has the same technology. God!

The worst thing, official US agencies unable to point the area where the satellite will crash . Therefore, ballistic interruption method still can not become an option. Some jokes said US will be happy if the satellite drops in Teheran.

But, this horrible situation degrades US reputation as well as expose the military technology of a super power state. Other side, this circumstance also reveals how our belonging space has been full of junks. Regarding the emission of power used by such technological devices we can assume that our space has been also highly polluted.

Come On Friends, Don’t Make a Stupid TV Movie!

An hour ago, when i was going to pee and passing the tv room in my house, my eyes could not resist to off of tv scene. A tv movie ran with a strange presentation, telling a part of Mahabharata epic with modern theme. Arjuna in jeans, cars, guns and all modern age stuffs. How could it be?

I continued with some positive expectations, hopefully they could interpret the great epic with an excellent way. Unfortunatly, they failed! They only change the wardrobe and put all bad actors/actresses in one dumb movie with very-very poor special effects! Damn! Don’t expect a new interpretation even a good acting!

At the end of story, i curious with the credit title, and i amaze some my friends involved in the production ranging from co-director, special fx designer to house production itself!

I regret for sacrificing my pee only for this kick-ass tv movie. C’mon friends! Make me happy.

The Best Joke about Indonesia: Obral Otak

Obral Otak

Pada 30 tahun yang akan datang, teknologi rekayasa genetika sudah demikian berkembangnya, sehingga cangkok otak sudah dapat dilaksanakan dengan mudah. Oleh karena itu banyak otak yang diawetkan menunggu pasien yang membutuhkan. Di suatu bank/toko donor otak dijual otak dari berbagai negara di dunia. Dibawah ini adalah daftar harga otak berdasarkan negara asal.

Asal Otak/Harga

Amerika / Gratis

Inggris / Rp. 1.000.000,-

Jerman / Rp. 900.000,-

Jepang / Rp. 100.000,-

… …

Indonesia / Rp. 1.000.000.000,-

Melihat daftar harga yang semacam itu, seorang turis yang masuk toko tersebut menjadi heran, terus dia bertanya kepada yang empunya toko

“Pak, … maaf pak kelihatannya daftar harga anda itu salah dan terbalik”

Yang punya toko: “Oh … tidak bung, harga otak tersebut memang betul, … otak yang termurah adalah otak USA dan Jepang karena sering digunakan jadi sudah rongsokan, … kalau anda membutuhkan otak, yang terbaik adalah otak Indonesia, karena masih orisinil, belum pernah dipakai selama hidup …”

Brain Sale

In 30 years to come, genetic engineering technology will reach its golden time, so then brain implant can be done easily. At the time, many brains are conserved in banks or stores around the world. Below is the price list ordered by country origin:

Origin/Price

USA/Free

UK/Rp. 1000.000;

Germany/Rp. 900.000;

Japan/Rp. 100.000;

…..

Indonesia/Rp. 1.000.000.000;

After read the price list, a tourist who enter the store get wonder and then ask the store owner.

Tourist: “Excuse me Sir, i think you are wrong when ordering the list, you should reverse the order.”

Store Owner: “Ooo.. that’s not true, the price is correct…. the cheapest ones come from USA and Japan, they are considered as junk because of massive using. If you need the best brain, you should consider brains from Indonesia because those brains are never used in entire life.”

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Taken from: Mati Ketawa Cara Daripada Suharto

Change Your Aurora Login

If you want to change the default wallpaper of login screen in Leopard, just go to System/Library/CoreServices and replace DesktopDefault.jpg with your new one.

Remember to make a backup of the original and that you’re new file also needs to be called DefaultDesktop.jpg

Give Terminal a Change

Applications » Utilities and type in the following:

cd /System/Library/CoreServices sudo mv DefaultDesktop.jpg DefaultDesktop_org.jpgsudo cp /Path/to/picture/you/want/to/use/image.jpg DefaultDesktop.jpg

Above procedure will come with the same result.